What makes you a Nazi

Was amused to come across this Dinesh D'Souza malarky about how there was once a gay Nazi so all gay people are Nazis (or was it that tolerating gay people makes you a Nazi?) I won't link to it -- here's alicublog though on the subject. Apparently bohemianism and sexual permissiveness are hallmarks of Nazism in Dinesh's felonious purview (Hitler was once a painter, AND had a mistresss! Oh my!), so all us liberals are the real fascist scum.

Well shut my mouth... Here I had been thinking that believing Nazi things made you a Nazi! Here it was tolerance all along...

And apparently the Proud Boys can't jack off — how precious! We all that know that sexual repression has never resulted in anything angry or dangerous before. If you can't be the patriarch of your own mattress how can you rule the earth? Gotta practice that shit, Fred.

Funk glories in sexuality, always the bugbear of uptight white culture. Just to acknowledge there are complications, like transgender folks exist and women menstruate can be rebellious observations that extend the range of funky existence. Life is stank and difference and pleasure and nonconformity. Guess I just didn't realize that I hated humanity because of that pragmatism.

Image from Key and Peele

God made the stank and God Made Me Funky. So I always funk in a dirty way.


Update: State's rights—only valid for racism & discrimination & voter suppression. Lesson learned.